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Ted Cruz , Republican presidential candidate.
"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."
Texas republican Donald Trump
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Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it
Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I
Guy 2:dump her
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knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer
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Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.
Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.
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Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive
Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure
Cancer likes: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxing near or in water, helping loved ones, a good meal with friends
Cancer dislikes: Strangers, any criticism of Mom, revealing of the personal life
When at peace with their life choices, Cancer representatives will be happy and content to be surrounded by a loving family and harmony in their home.
cancers tend to be nurturing, caring, homey, nourishing, comforting and a bit sensitive. On the good side, the Cancer personality is loyal, protective, intuitive, and caring. On the bad side, Cancers are overly sensitive, moody, and vindictive.
People may find them 'overly emotional', but instead they are deeply in touch witb their emotions and can easily identify what themselves and others are feeing, by being able to understand this, cancer is also one of the most empathetic signs.
cancer people may be percieved as a submissive bottom but instead they prefer to take control, and give orders; they prefer to dominate, rather than be dominated, in some cases though, they may also be a dominant switch. cancers are the best in bed. they crave their partners on deeper levels and use this as a way to connect with their partner. in sex, a cancer tend to have a devotion and adoration for their partners, making the sex even better.
boy 1: that girl is so attractive, i dont know why
boy 2: she's probably a cancer zodiac
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Bro...if you believe in these you're most likely a 13 year old white teen alt girl.
i'm not going to let the fucking stars decide how my personality is. zodiac signs are so wack
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