When a package is ordered from Amazon
Them: “did you order that thing I needed?”
Me: yeah, I just zonned it.
This for a bitch think Ima spoil her and in return ima just get a nut and a headache aht aht I like gifts and get irritated when I’m hungry too I spoil you you spoil me
I’m not a Zaddy ima Zon ima take ya money and have fun.
The ultimate state of chill where you're so unbothered and detached that it comes off as kind of savage. When someone’s in "zon mode," they’re totally unfazed by drama, stress, or other people's issues, but that level of not caring can make them seem a little too cold or distant. It’s like being so laid-back that you might accidentally give off major IDGAF vibes.
"Dude’s in full zonning right now—he’s so unbothered, it’s lowkey like he doesn’t even care."