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Zonie

To receive or perform the act of fellatio while the mouth of the performing party is full of some sort of saucy Italian dish. The dish in question may be - but is certainly not limited to - the act's namesake: the calzone.

Bro: "Hey, I heard that your date went well last night."
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."

by teh zonie'd February 27, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.

"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"

by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018


zonie invasion

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.

beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"

by pbroots March 14, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


L8 nite homie zonie

when a couple of homies get together late into the night just to zone out with eachother. usually performed within early AM hours.

"yo gerald, do you wanna pick up some pizza with jeff and hit a l8 nite homie zonie?"

by fadingsoftly July 21, 2019


Zony

The most precious human to ever exist on the planet. They're funny, talented and beautiful.
(A grammar freak too.)

How in the world is Zony so precious?!

by tartaglias1mp November 19, 2021


Zony

Zony is a person who is emo, very emo.

dawg you are Zony fr fr.
who left Zony in here :skull:.

by .zony_ July 28, 2024


anna zoni

An Anna zoni is an iconic, amazing person. The most welcoming woman and mother of 3. Amazing homeschooler and just overall incredible

Oh I just love an Anna zoni

by November 3, 2020