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Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

by Sarah W July 27, 2005


Zooked

Zooked can have multiple meanings, it can range from meaning the word “Okay” or “Fucked” in a very specific way.

Depending on how or what scenario the word is used, it could kind of play the role of a word with your own meaning.

“Yo bro, that guy is zooked
(“Yo bro, that guy is fucked)”

or

“Are you zooked dawg?”
(“Are you good/okay dawg?”)

Please note: Depending on the tone the word is said in, the above example can also mean “Are you fucked dawg”?

by E.P Marcus December 30, 2021


Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ June 22, 2005


Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo August 28, 2006


Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr December 27, 2009


zook

1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions
2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times
3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church
4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked
5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)

AWWWWWW ZOOK!!!

Zook?

by Joe Pilitowski August 15, 2007


zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

by birdman May 24, 2004