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A high school camp dedicated to teaching teens the causes and effects of racism, sexism, stereotyping, etc.
I just got back from Camp Anytown.
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Slang for Campbell University. Appropriated as such because of the highly restrictive school code that disallows alcohol on campus.
Camp Hell is a dry University.
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Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.
Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...
I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...
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Camp Wanocksett is a Boy Scout camp serving the Nashua Valley Council based in central Massachusetts. The camp runs a 7 week program for boys ages 10-17. The staff of 70+ scouts and scouters maintains levels of extremely high professionalism, consisting of CITs (ages 14-15), junior staff (15-17) and senior staff (18+) as well as the administration. Merit badges and programs are offered at the waterfront, nature den, shooting ranges, brownsea (first year camper), climbing tower, sports field, scoutcraft (outdoor skills) and handicraft. The camp has been functioning since 1924 on the border of Jaffrey and Dublin, New Hampshire at the base of the infamous Mt. Monadnock.
I may go far away, but I will return someday...to Camp Wanocksett, my scouting home.
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Jew Camp is a place which is labelled by Jewish adults as
"A place where Jewish teens can congregate in a safe and welcoming environment to learn more about their judaic lifestyles and traditions."
But whether they're willing to admit it or not, everyone knows that there is only one reason anyone sends kids to Jew Camp: to procreate the species. Jew Camp is about Jewish teens getting together, yes, but the learning is just a time killer until it's dark enough to go find a nice cabin (or spot in the woods, or gazebo, or baseball diamond, or orange grove, or amphitheater, or, well, you get the picture) to satisfy their most basic hormonal urges.
The most "active" day of and Jew Camp setting is from friday night until saturday night. This is commonly known in the Jewish world as Shabbat, the day of rest. But rest and relaxation are only the front put on the day during which it is a double-mitzvah (it fulfills two commandments from the Torah) to fornicate. During this period, these two mitzvot are often adhered to and fulfilled as often as possible, usually with the excuse, "I'm just trying to be a better Jew," whether the young Jew actually attempts to follow mitzvot or not.
Jew Camp does not only take place during the summer months. The term "Jew Camp" is often used as a label for any organized gathering of Jewish teens during which at least one night is spent away from home, and there is some sort of "adult supervision," which usually consists of other jews in their early twenties who are two busy fulfilling their own sexual desires to restrain the teens in their charge from doing the same. A few examples of activities that are described to goyim as "Jew Camp":
-Confirmation trips
-Hebrew High retreats
-Summer trips with a group of Jewish teens, often to Israel
-Synagogue retreats (Although there is often too large a presence of parental units to count as Jew Camp, the umbrella term is still applied here on occaision. Ample time to "wander off" with an equally hormonally charged teen is almost always found somehow, thus it can still count as Jew Camp)
-Youth group trips or overnight events (NFTY, USY, BBYO, etc.)
To summarize, Jewish teens + sex = Jew Camp
1) Mat: What are you doing this summer?
John: Jew Camp
Mat: What do you do at Jew Camp?
John: What do you do when your girlfriend's parents go out of town?
2) Sally: Jew Camp is in three days!
Rebecca: Who are you going for?
Sally: Jacob, what about you?
Rebecca: Michael, he was totally looking at me all last year, he'd better
make a move this time!
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Internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. So good that kids from lame ass Camp Chase go to Jewell during the day to have a better time. Camp Jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.
What did you do this summer?
I god damn partied at Camp Jewell all summer long.
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A sleep away camp located in the San Juan Islands, Washington. The best place in the world with the best staff in the world.
i worked at/went to Camp Orkila and it changed my life.
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