Random
Source Code
Random
January 8th the day a beautiful pretty funny but short person is born! They are very caring and is the best person in the world but nobody knows it. They are very fine and is barely ever single. They have a very good sense of humor and will always lighten up your day. Although they might be short, they start growing slowly but surely and get even prettier! They care about about their relationships so much they get jealous if they talk to someone else.I youre born on January 8th, you’re a real one!
“Omg youre so pretty! Is your birthday January 8th”
“I love my shorty she short but fine asl i wouldn’t give the world for this January 8th baby”
“These sentences are so weird but who cares it’s all about January 8th!
176👍 24👎
One eighth of an ounce. 3.5 grams. Usually used to measure drugs.
I should probably put an example here, but I dont feel like it.
392👍 56👎
You’re a really kind person if your born on this day, you’re also very chill but sometimes you can get stubborn. You have many friends and you have GREAT hair
Emily: Wow i love your hair!!
Mia: Thanks!
Emily: When were you born?
Mia: May 8th!
Emily: That’s probably why.
92👍 10👎
Tall friend: What day is it?
Short friend: It’s March 8th, you know what that means
Tall Friend: Oh no
Short friend: Time to take my revenge
144👍 18👎
If you were born on this day you may just be the sexiest motherfucking bitch our there! Also I was born on that day to
“You hot”
“Well I was born on may 8th so”
54👍 5👎
The day a selfless and well mannered person was born. This world doesn’t deserve them and everyone else can see that.
“She is so kind, she must have been born on January 8th!”
90👍 12👎
A day when the most beautiful person was born.
Have you met that girl? She was born on 8.november
80👍 9👎