Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.
My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat
The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.
Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men
Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you
A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.
You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.
The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.
Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.
A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.