Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
Challenging ideas through useful questioning but mainly when people didn’t want you to
Looking forward to the mental catfishing (sarcasm)
A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.
Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob
When a bitch don't swallow correctly.
Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!
When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.
Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.
When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish