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A novel written in 1911 by Gaston Leroux, not in the mid 1980s by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
"I love the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie based off of Andrew Lloyd Webber's story."
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"
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Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
When a caution flag is thrown for "debris" that is on the racetrack, even though it cannot be seen.
"NASCAR threw a phantom caution for last nights race in Richmond."
A symbol of the threat of economic depression
man 1: great here comes another insolvent Phantom.
The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out
That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.