business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

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monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!

Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!

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Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.

Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.

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lady business

A term used to politely describe the nether regions and/or pubic hair of a woman.

Before Melissa could wear her new bikini, she had to take care of her lady business.

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Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment

I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.

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Brownski Busy

Running around like you have something to do, when in reality you don't and expressing it to everyone

Jerry: "Man i have a lot of things to do today"
Bob:"Are you brownski busy?"
Jerry:"Not cool man."

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open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

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