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wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun
I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.
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Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
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The baddest guy in the neighborhood. All the men want to be him and all the women want him.
Scott who doesn’t live on Melick isn’t a golf cart guy.
Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."
He put the cart before the horse when he bought the house before he got the loan."
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A vehicle containing a full car of all males.
there's to many guys in this car. its a fuckin hot-dog cart in here
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To be given rides everywhere.
Do you need a ride to the show?
Nah, my friend will give me a ride-she is always willing to cart me around.
Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.
Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.