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When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.
wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!
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when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time
medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky
Reese burger is the slang for someone that is a semi-bisexual.
Kevin:"see that reese burger over there, teresa".
Teresa:"yes, indeed i do, Kevin".
Da crinkly-paper "paid --- thank you" strip dat you'd be wise to hold onto for at least a day or two after your purchase, just in case you need to prove dat you weren't da one who swiped an orange-wrappered candy bar from da local convenience-store.
I've never actually been accused of shoplifting --- even just a candy bar --- but I still save my Reese-eipt for a few days after da sale --- better safe than sorry, ya know??
a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit
A very beautiful person. Athletic, intelligent, funny, and pretty. She has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh, she plays sports, she is smart and is very pretty too. Literally perfect.
Its impossible to not like Reese Isabella Watts
The practice of filling your mouth with peanut butter and preforming oral sex.
Hope I don’t get a infection from the “Oral Reese’s” last night.