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A donkey riding possum hunter..
I seen ol Fletch crossin the creek last night... He had a whole gunny sack full of possums..
This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"
"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.
Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?
Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!
When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
When one passionately kisses a call girl after goin down on her.
Had a great time last night with that call girl, ended up giving her the Ole Frank after goin down on her. So far no symptoms have shown.
When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.
“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”
To pronounce oneself as cool in a response where the word “cool” is expected
Iko ol, on that