1 2 1 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

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1 for 1

When someone asks you this they are willing to trade nudes

Hey 1 for 1?

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Minus 1 or -1

See hete. Derived from Hetero to the MINUS 1. Meaning the inverse of heterosexual and, therefore, homosexual.

Jason, you minus 1, quite looking at Rick's ass!

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The 3-1-1 rule

The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.

(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).

"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".

1 girl 1 pitcher

A "sequel" to the video who started it all --2 girls 1 cup. This shock video starts with a man opening a woman's vagina as the woman urinates into a pitcher. The man holds the pitcher as she urinates. The woman, then drinks the urine. After she drank it, the man urinates into that same pitcher. The girl drinks his urine. The video ends with the man pooping on the girl and then spreads and rub the feces on her.

Tom: Hey Jack!
Jack: Hey, man. Wassup?
Tom: Nothing, want to get some beer?
Jack: Uh...no thank you. I watched 1 girl 1 pitcher last night
Tom: What's that?
Jack: Google the video
*Tom Googles the video*
NEXT MORNING

Jack: Hey man, hows the video?
Tom: SHUT UP! You fuckin jackass!

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1 guy 1 cup

When you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."

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2+1+1=3

A demented way of interacting, insanity, sleep deprived, usually witnessed while coming home from Forensics tournaments. Must have two people in order to accomplish this state, and they will usually be of opposite genders.

I saw Eileen and Brandon having 2+1+1=3 today.

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