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November 28 is national eat a sausage day
"Hey what's today?" "It's November 28 which is national eat a sausage day." Sausage for everyone!!
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National shove an umbrella up your arse day
“It’s may 28, you know what that means”
*proceeds to shove an umbrella up their arse*
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INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS DAY!
Walk up to your bestfriend and kiss them, bonus points if they are also your crush
Girl: walks up to bestfriend and gives her a kiss
Other girl: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Girl: its dec 28 stupid
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national sex day, you gotta sex
hey bro we gotta sex its October 28
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sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you
hey sister!!
heyy its march 28
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National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.
"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.
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The DP-28 is a Russian designed light machine gun used from 1926 untill the 60's when it was replaced by the PK line of machine guns. It uses a top-mounted drum magazine, with available capacities being 47, 49 and 60 rounds. It is chambered in the Russian 7.62x54mmR round, roughly equivilant to the American .30-06. It has a fixed wood stock, and no handgaurd, as it is fired from its bi-pod. It has a built in flash hider and a quick-change barrel system.
The DP-28 was modified in 1943, the primary weaknesses being that the bi-pod was not strong enough and that the recoil spring, mounted under the barrel, tended to heat up and weaken with sustained fire.
The DP-28 was copied in several countries, including Poland. While often referenced as having a low capacity magazine (47 rounds standard); the DP-28 is in the same class as the Brittish BREN (30 round magazine), the Checoslovakian VZ-26 (20, 30, 40 round magazines), and the Japanese Type 99 (30 rounds).
Russian 1: COMERADE LOOK OUT! That NAZI biatch has a belt fed MG-34! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK*
Russian 2: Thats OK, I owned that douche with my DP-28.
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