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Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.
"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."
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n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.
I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.
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Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
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one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.
Jeremy is king cock-blocker.
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a person who stops you from fucking this fine ass bitch. spamfiles.net shouts ya heard me!
matt cock blocks smoky from phrea .
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Sunglasses with large, stylish, lenses. Also known as Stunner Shades
Got my Hater Blockers on and Im goin to the club.
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When eight male fists are inserted into the arse of a man/woman/animal... creating blockage of the rectal path resulting in explosive diahorea for three months.
"When we rim blocked that goat he had explosive diahorea for three months!!!"
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