Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

spinning the bread

A casual chat amongst friends, around a campfire maybe or in the pub/bar. The equivalent of shooting the breeze.

Me and the lads were chillin', spinning the bread and hangin out.

cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously

rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*

Bread Boi

Bread boi is the best boi, he protect the woman in Minecraft by giving her food.and killing the monsters

He is my bread boi

Bread Shopping

When someone tries to pass somethings off as the truth when they aren't quite sure if it is indeed factual

Jan: I think I read somewhere that all babies are born racist

Nathan: Hmm...that sounds like bread shopping to me

Brown Bread

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.