Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

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Gym Bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I accidently caught my buddy finishing up his gym bike exercises and saw him use his sock to clean up his face.

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gym mode

When you are ready to go to the gym!

John: Aye Miguel do you want to go to the gym?

Miguel: No dumb ass do I look like I'm in gym mode to you?

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gym candy

Steriods, a modern slang. Used more often with Bouncers (lames who are thin, who want to become the Mr. Universe!)
Than anyone else, they aren't eating raw eggs...

Mr. Universe 1
Hey man, my mouths so dry from lifting all these weights
Mr. Universe 2
Ok. I'll see If I can get you some candy.
Mr Universe 1
MAke it Gym candy!
Mr. Universe 2
O.K.

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Gym bro

A 'gym bro' is someone in a group who goes to the gym. The group of gym bros however don't do any proper weight training, lack form, and ego lift. They alternatively do a few curls in the corner, then leave and act like an Alpha

Kyle 1: "Bro are you coming to the gym to get a phat pump on these biceps"

Kyle 2: "Yeah bro no legs though LMAOOOOO"

Kyle 3: "Omg Kyle you're such a gym bro"

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gym sex

When you use your sweat from a workout as lube

Dude, I had some slimy moist gym sex with that girl.

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Gym Creampie

The ass sweat that seeps through your bottom gym wear from a hard workout

1: "Oh dude your ass left a wet imprint on the bench! That's gross!"

2: "Aw shit I had a gym creampie! It'll sneak up on you."

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