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When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.
My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!
Kiwie is the cutest internet friend in the world and she is an angelđź’–
Kiwie is so adorable I'm gonna die!
When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
a soundcloud rapper from new zealand
any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy
Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “
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chea is kiwi's air. she is also really nice when you get to know her. she is super hot and is always there to cheer you up. she can be annoyingly fun, too!!
omg is that chea (kiwi's air)
YEAH HI CHEA (KIWI'S AIR) YOURE SO NICE
shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students
Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.