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Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.
You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.
Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*
Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!
EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?
Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.
EDM fan: Amen!
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“Louis Martin!!!” The desired response utilized by members of the audience at a comedy show when a comedian says something on stage that many would consider socially unacceptable but is f-ing funny. When you want to laugh but society says don’t … Just yell “Louis Martin!!!” The origin of the chant comes from impromptu responses at stand-up comedy shows performed by, you guessed it, nationally known comedian Louis Martin.
Quote from recent appearance at the Comedy Zone “If you are single and sexually active it is important to get tested for HIV/Aids. For guys we have a blood test that cost about $100 or you can get a swab test, slightly more painful but only cost $50. However, I started thinking and I know a homeless guy that for a dollar will do it by taste.” Crowd response, “Louis Martin!!!”
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A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
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A wet,loud nasty stinky fart
I just let out a hot Martin...stand back
Hot ass bitch that is sooooo fucking cute
Jamie: Wanna go on a date?
Julian: Sure
Bennett Martin: Excuse me?
Julian: Sorry baby girl
A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.
Do you see John Martin over there ?
That dude will save the world from simps.
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