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after taking a crap, you give a red head a swirly.
after taking a crap, you stick a red-head's head into the toilet and flush, allowing for the poo to mix in with her hair and create a dirty phoenix.
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They didn't quit.
Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.
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When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.
Help me hide me partner's body. I performed a Burning Phoenix on her.
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Smores (Graham-Cracker and Marshmallow Sandwich) made from the fires of a burning home.
Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
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When you lick a woman's exposed arm from her wrist to her shoulder.
"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
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When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's
"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"
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A person(s) that gets the lead and then chokes it away late in grand form. Aspired by UW Green Bay.
We led 50-20 at halftime and ended up losing the game. Way to go Butt-Phoenix.
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