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Mr. Smooth

Landin Vance

Bro where’s Mr. Smooth? Oh he’s over there

by The Mr smooth September 5, 2018


Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.

Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers

by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023


smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.

I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom November 9, 2015


Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.

Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea

by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018


smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010


Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020


Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner

Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after

by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019