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When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.
I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.
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When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil
Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.
Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil
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The creamy shit that oozes out of the foreskin of your penis, and stinks like olde spam
my grandma choked last night when she tasted my truffle butter
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When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.
1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"
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Basically you swing your Dick around and hope it makes it's way in
if you know what i mean
"it's time to truffle fuck this bitch"
"that's a truffle fucker"
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The ultimate Lube of the century. It is highly used in a mans ass.
Hey Sal! Lets go buy some truffle butter for tonight play.
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