Dad

Wow. You actually did it. You felt that you could have the audacity to actually look this word up. You know what it means. Now go to your room. I’m so disappointed.

Dad is your father

Dad

The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always

My dads always been here

My father left me when I was6 months old

Father - not always there

Dad- raises you

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

Dad

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"