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When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.
I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch
Awesome guy with a great personality. Has an impeccable 8========D that all the other guys are jealous of. If you know a Seth Kirby DO NOT lose him
guy 1: yo have you heard of Seth Kirby?
guy 2: yeah, he introduced me to my girlfriend
guy 1: damn, he introduced me to my boyfriend, he is just a well rounded guy :o
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money
Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'
Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up
Kirby Memes Day: A day where everyone should post a Kirby meme. Starts today up until 2025.
Heres how it works.
“Hey dude.”
“Its Kirby memes day.”
“Ohhhh mb *sends kirby meme* “
A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.