0 through 90

A semi-complex metaphor used to discretely tell your friends how close you are to laying the pipe or fucking a chick with the girl and/or her friends right in front of their faces.

Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.

EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"

EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"

Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"

90's tuxedo

A matching ensemble of corduroy pants and corduroy shirt or jacket. Very closely related to the pacific NW and the grunge scene

Trent totally wore a 90's tuxedo in his 7th grade school photos

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Cranking 90's

1. A sexual thing especially done in the shower.
2. You're a gamer in Fornite.
3. Doing the Gangnam Style in The 90's.

1. Baby, let's keep Cranking 90's.
2. I am absolutely Cranking 90's.
3. Alright i'ma go back in time and start Cranking 90's.

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90's kids

Sexy in a cool way. Only applies to those born from 1990 to 1999.

We're sexy; we're 90's kids.

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Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

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90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

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poppin 90's

This is a marching show band term. It is defined as marching with your legs quickly going up high and making a 90 degree angle. Hence the word 90's.

(A drum major marching) Damn he poppin 90's!

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