Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

cop a hooch

To make a poop.

I have to go cop a hooch.

cop mirror

Right side passenger mirror in vehicle that your homeboy uses to monitor for cops.

Yo dawg, check the cop mirror.. I'm doin' About 85

cop candy

Any obviously visible or audible illegal addition to, defect in, or absence of equipment or identification that renders a vehicle an easy target for an officer of the law to legally make a traffic stop without the driver of the vehicle having actually made a moving violation.

Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.

These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.

Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.

Aw, damn, did you just see that ride go by with the burned out tail-light? That will make some sweet cop candy soon if they don't get it fixed.

Majima Cop

Majima Cop is the sexiest version of Majima ( Goro Majima ) in a cop suit and goes around trying to fight Kiryu Kazuma

Kiryu: Shit it’s Majima Cop he’s gonna fucking ticket me

Majima Cop: KIIIRYU-CHAN COME HERE

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fair cop

a phrase roughly meaning "Eh, I guess it's fair."

Best used when defeated by medieval logic involving ducks.

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

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crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

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