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The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
Caller: Hello?
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.
Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.
Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Red Raider or someone who attends Tortilla Tech
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People that live in India, Indians.
"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."
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A user of the internet banned multiple times for hate speech or some shit he does a series known as "your channel sucks"
Person 1: Have you heard of I ARE TECH?
person 2: FUCK HIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE
Person 1: lol nigga
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