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To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
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A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”
David wood is the greatest to have ever happened
David wood > most Christian apologists
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The lead singer of pioneering grunge bands Malfunkshun and Mother Love Bone, he died from an aneurysm caused by his heroin addiction on March 91, 1990. Though one of the early grunge lead singers Andy died before the actual movement itself, through out his lifetime only two full-length albums have been released and one was posthumously (Malfunkshun's Return To Olympus).
Andrew Wood is an unsung hero of the 90's, he died before he was able to shine
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A famous dogging spot near Winchester, Hampshire, with a very ironic name.
Lets head to Crab Wood and get balls deep in some dogging action!
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"Wood for sheep" is a trade offer in the famous board game "The Settlers of Catan", where one player wants to trade his resource card showing a sheep against some other player's resource card showing a piece of lumber.
Obviously, this can jokingly hint to "wood" / "woody", ie. an erect male penis, for some "sheep", referring to some furry female body-part, ie. vagina.
So "wood for sheep" is a naughty way of insinuating coitus.
It has recently been shouted out on the famous TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when the cast played "The Settlers of Catan".
"Hey, I've got some wood for sheep. (wink)"
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A place where toilet doors are non-existent, let alone locks for them.
Angela: I need to go to the toilet.
Claire: Hopefully someone won't walk in because there aren't any locks...
Angela: No locks?! What is this place?!
Claire: If you're lucky, you'll get a toilet with a door.
Angela: You're kidding.
Claire: Nope.
Angela: I'll hold it... This place is such a Newstead Wood!
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A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
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