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A phrase made to describe anything easy or lame. Often in reference to an item, the phrase can also pertain to any person as well. Although the correct usage of this phrase has a broad scope, one must utilize their own discretion in assuring that the phrase is used correctly.
You can only curl 10-pound weights? Those weights are baby food.
Did you hear that he failed the test? He's just baby food.
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Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.
Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.
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A burrito.
I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.
Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!
This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!
Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...
As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!
Laughter.
When food make people fat so food go to court.
I ate McDonalds at Westfield Hornsby food court and now I weigh 500 pounds.
The careful act of eating your food in such a way that it does not fall apart into a million pieces.
I ordered the gourmet burger and that thing came stacked with like ten ingredients. I had to practice careful food jenga to keep it from falling apart all over my plate every time I took a bite.
Someone who is purely obsessed with food and all they ever do is talk about it.
Lisa: I love every type of food like burgers,pizzas,pasta,chicken,salads and the list goes on
Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak