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A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.
Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*
One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.
*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"
When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big
We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.
When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.
Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.
This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.
I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!