When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target
Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk
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Man of destruction and beans
Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild
When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.
Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?
Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan
Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later
I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)
A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night
Must have been creamy!
People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”
Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.
A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!