The mf with the most biggest meat.
I heard Alex is calm now guys but still be aware because he’s packing!
Alex is a dumbass simp that dated two girls that had several stds and then once he gets dumped for no reason, he becomes gay
“HEY, who’s this shithead?”
“Don’t talk to him that’s a big Alex”
An intelligent person, usually quiet and alone. He only shows emotion to friends, family, and loved ones.
Extremely loyal, will usually knock you silly if you are caught mistreating anyone, even if Alex dislikes or hates the person being mistreated. He will never mislead you and never decieve you.
Over all, an Alex is always good to have around.
"Did you see Alex the other day?"
"Yeah. Gave a blood nose to some f#@&$."
"Why?"
"Alex was just sorting out another f@/%ing bully. Don't mess with an Alex!"
He will win against you in every aspect of life. Nothing you can do would compare to his greatness. He will steal your girlfriend and wife faster than you can think. His networth is up to 768 billion dollars. His stick is made out of pure metal and is 12 inches long.
he loves tractors more than his girlfriend lolz. he will chuck rocks at you and is bad at pretending it was not him. he is pretty good at maths and is very amazing at painting his muse, tractors. GINGER THO,very sad frfr.
alex: unfortunately i cannot take my tractor as a date to prom but i can get there in it and that's close enough for me.
Alex is an amazing guy with a big heart. he will always make you feel better with his funny, and witty personality. Alex is an awesome guy that any girl would love to have. Everyone loves this guy even when he's kinda a jackass its hard not to forgive him. Alex is an attractive person inside and out, if you know an Alex... keep him.
i love Alex