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A very nice place to live, plus, if you're from Europe, American girls will immediately think that your accent is "hot" an proceed to have sex with you.
Most people here (especially from New England and the South) are very warm, but many foreign tourists are turned off by the Mid- and South-west. We don't blame you.
Leave your political views at the door--we don't care what you think, just like you don't care what we think.
Frenchman: America is nothing more than a bully!
American: Guess what?
Frenchman: Quoi?
American: Nobody cares.
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The greatest country in the world. The country that saved everyone from going nazi in ww2.
America is the wealthiest country in the world despite its history being around 300 yrs old. Without Thomas Edison (american) we'd all be living in dark huts.
The only country with balls. Home of the Free land of the brave.
The country that gives you the most freedoms despite canadas tireless attempts to copy america EXACTLY to the core.
Guy1: Hey dude do you wanna go to canada?
Guy2: why would i visit a much poorer America with no guts to stand up for itself?
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The greatest country in the world.
America is the greatest country in the world.
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The most wasteful continent in the world. Declared independence in 1774. Today hold 310 million citizens. Causes the most pollution and obtains the most money.
Part of the UN division.
Most powerful continent in the world.
Africa, the lowest standard of management in the world, holds 800 million people. While America hold 310 million.
Africa uses 4 barrels of oil each year on average.
America uses 60 barrels of oil each year on average.
Africans get an average of $670 a year.
Americans get an average of $28,230 a year.
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a country made out of prisoners and whores who came from the continent of Europe,who by the way nowadays think that Europe is a country.Most american people are fat or if not they usually compensate with the fact that they are total idiots,who dont know wtf is going on outside of their state,and personally i think that the only people who realised that are the band Green Day.American citizens are constantly being manipulated by big companies and corporations and thus beinng turned into brainless zombies,who know nothing else but to buy their products.American people like Jesus very much and often use him to solve most of their problems.If americans have more difficult problems that need solving such as: whats 2+2=? or if the religion of the budhist priests is islam they tend to use the "ALL POWERFUL MEGA BRAIN AMERICAN GOD OF WISDOM" simply known as Google(i actually think that some of them dont even know how to spell that).Americans are real patriots and like to call themselves "TRUE AMERICANS",besides the fact that they are mostly mexican,irish,english,chinese,italian and well people from all countries.
In conclusion american people are like monkeys(man i just insulted the poor monkeys)ok americans are like amebas(if this word is too hard for some americans you know where to check)who enslave foreign people to get them to the next step of evolution.
some American idols and gods:George.W.Bush and Paris Hilton
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piss country that doesn't not treat themselves fairly, tries to any royals or people that of old hierarchy from Europe.
Cannobals in the America eat Blue Blooded Slovakians and relatives to the Queen of England then leave at least the Blue Blooded to die.
America has killed every kind hearted royal and any earth angels that might have ever exhisted.
After America ate a royal or two, it got beyond drunk and played with a lot of ugly strippers with too much make up on.
America ate a royal or two in the beginning after the freak about tampons. America ate a few more in the middle and said the tampons have to end. America finished the royals off and never knew that what they did will not turn out for them in the end.
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