Amy

Amy was my 8th grade homeroom teacher who gave a BJ to a kid named Alex in the student faculty room and sent him a bunch of nudes. She cheats on her fiancee and is a huuuuuuggge whore. I don't like her.

(Last name is Novaczyk look 'er up)

Teacher 1: did you hear about Amy and the kid in her homeroom class? She gave him a bj.
Teacher 2: yes, I actually did and I hope she feels awful and has some time to think about this in jail.

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Amy

An Amy is the essence of a love that is hard to catch and harder to hold but easy to appreciate. Although a Libra may catch her eye, her heart lies with Capricorn. The Aquarius Amy is smart, strong, independent and willful but she is also tender and kind. The love of an Amy is a lifetime love. The love of an Amy is worth fighting for and, more importantly, it is worth waiting for. The kiss of an Amy can heal an ailing heart but it is elusive and must be earned. An Amy is not easily impressed, especially with worldly or material things. Her devotion is earned through selfless acts of love that come from the heart. An Amy is a rare life form and her essence will intoxicate the souls of the fortunate few who truly experience her.

Amy makes my life worth living

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Amy

Evil. Amy is evil.

Amy is evil.

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Evil. Amy is evil.

Amy is evil and jealous bitch.

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Amy

An extremely beautiful girl who is always happy and makes others feel happy as well. An extraordinary girl in many ways. A kind, loving, strong, smart, funny, passionate and just plain awesome girl.

1. "Man i wish i had an Amy for my own."

2. "Holy crap, that girl must be an Amy!"

3. Girl 1: "I could be the next Amy!"

Girl 2: "You wish."

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Amy

But head…

Backstabber..
Ugly..
Rude..
Disrespectful..

?: is that Amy?
?: who?
?: she must be, she’s annoying..

Amy

An Amy can be intimidating sometimes because they have such strong ideas. But you should always listen to an Amy because they will only make you better.

Managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure.