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anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008


anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009


Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015


anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

by jadw August 24, 2009


anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 19, 2010


anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.

"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"

by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016


anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

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