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When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.
"I gave that girl Ants on a Log boyyy" - Man
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Slang term for a red ant (the kind that bite!)
He is so cheap that he wouldn't pay a nickel to see a piss ant eat a bale of hay.
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niggers cause they are like ants carrying dirt clumps, except for they carry drugs
"dude niggers a drug ants" haha look at leroy over there" LMFAO
guys im not racist i just respect comedy....
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a job that needs extreme patience or attention
I was tied up in ant fucks last weekend.
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non~conformist.... outsider, but still collectively connected to society ,
takes what one needs... but no more .
progressive collector and mover of many things , to move things about endlessly with no end !!
I feel like a rogue ant all this work just never seems to let up,and there's plenty more where this comes from.....
no end in sight!
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1/8 of the Amount Boyz...albulm drops Nov. 1 go get it to be entertained
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A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it
The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.
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