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A dodgy cheap tinned sausage (hotdog)mostly contains snouts and assholes. Served with onions.
Do you want sauce on that hog anus?
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When an anus has been been beat up so much over the years, it hangs out of the ass because it is so loose, resembling a piece of bubble gum hanging out of there.
"I was fucking Lisa the other day, and let's just say she's been around the block, she has a bad case of bubblegum anus."
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when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.
Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!
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That is one out of control anus. In fact, I'll go so far as to say it's a heinous anus
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Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.
This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.
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Brace for one's broken or fractured anus.
I've broken or fractured my anus now i need my anus brace.
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the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.
it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.
dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.
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