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Climatic Anxiety

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.

โ€œHoly shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!โ€

by Paradoxically August 24, 2018


Test Anxiety

The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing

Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.

by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022


pure anxiety

When you masturbating and your parents knock on the door

i was sitting in my room and i got pure anxiety

by 2332213 February 12, 2020


Elixer Anxiety

A word to describe the anxiety felt when faced with the potential value of an object.
Most common scenario's include RPG's or video games in which healing / restorative items. A player may be compelled to use an item with a high potential value that might save an otherwise doomed scenario yet feel it might potentially be a waste.

A shrodinger-esque thought experiment in which a single item may deliver victory but the player is unwilling to utilize the item as it may have a similar potential value in a situation with more at stake.

'Healing items in RPG's give me Elixer Anxiety.'
'I want to use this but I've got Elixer Anxiety.'

by Drang May 6, 2022


Anxiety vote

Knowing your voting rights are actively under attack (probably by the own government or foreign) so you force yourself to vote because you know now you need to, more than ever...

Even tho the options are still shit

I need to make my anxiety vote this year I see, better take some reinforcements and comfort food to deal with the waiting time and the brainwashed militias

by vwv6 October 31, 2020


triple anxiety

a very short feeling,(four seconds to be exact) of true anxiety and stress, commonly occuring after getting a double kill in halo 3. the player knows they only have four seconds to get a triple kill, thus inducing triple anxiety.

n00b 1: oh pwned that n00b... come on double kill.. OHHH DOUBLE KILL!

mother: doctor, come quick!

doctor: dont worry ma'am, he seems to have a mild case of triple anxiety, it should be over in approximately four seconds.

by 1337 mook August 4, 2008

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door anxiety

the act of making eye contact with the person behind you when you open the door, deciding whether he or she is close enough for you to hold the door open.

I was walking into the store, and I looked behind me. The girl was like 10 feet away but my door anxiety kicked in and so I just walked in. I felt like a douchebag.

by raaawr123456 October 27, 2009

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