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AOL-speak

A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.

(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)

Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"

Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

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aol

an ISP with great chatrooms (even ones you can create) and where u cam make friends.....better than yahoo where applets have to be loaded to just get into a chatroom. aol chatrooms just comes right up.

im on aol all day either talking in the chatrooms or on urban dictionary

by jackson, j May 3, 2006

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Sessions@AOL

A live performace at AOL studios. AOL tries to implies to its customers that it is exclusive to them, but anyone can hear and watch them.

I listened to Green Day's awesome Sessions@AOL performance.

by AOL Hater May 1, 2005

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AOL Disk

1) Those disks that come in the mail advertising AOL or America On-Line into your own household. They are wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM. AOL Disks also promote racism and other subjects of inequality and such. They should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call is America On-Line 'America'.. PFFT! What, are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)

1) SAVE the ENVIRONMENT! STOP the DISKS! BOYCOTT AOL!

2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa!!!!!!! EH?

by Plumberry May 24, 2005

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Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 15, 2010


AOL User

Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.

"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."

by imcrushingyourhead April 27, 2017


AOL Kids

the stupidest people on earth.

the reason why people are worried about education not working

omg mr c, i nede sum hed can u plz giv it 2 me i die here... brb g2g p n den i b out 4 a while...

AOL Kids are stupid...

by Josh April 8, 2003

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