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when you feel you need to beat a woman
if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!
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Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.
You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.
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1. Telling someone to play on the turd trombone.
2. A semi-polite way to say, 'Go fuck yourself!'
3. What Miles Davis wasn't famous for.
4. What Le Pétomane was famous for.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Ummmmhmmmm yeah, um, ya, yeah.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Oh, Blow it out your ass already!
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When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”
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Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.
Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"
Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".
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to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!
hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!
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"To Drop the Subject" "To Forget about Compleatly" "To Make A new Topic"
Bill : just toss it out your ass
Ted : you want to toss my ass?!
Bill : NO JUST DROP THE SUBJECT!
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