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Voter-autism

A condition caused by having children. It leaves a person unable to fill in a voter registration card, remember how to fill in a ballot, drive to a polling place, or remember election day at all. or Any excuse to not vote by parents.

Jane had drop the youngest off at day-care before work, and Dick had to pick the oldest up from football after work. Neither voted on election day and now we are stuck with Rick Scott. I hate voter-autism

by Tanninhater July 22, 2011

1πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


tbh creature/autism creature

dumb little silly guy. he’s got a big round head and big round eyes and little stubby legs. i think he’s neat.

β€œi love the tbh creature/autism creature”
β€œsame, i like his round face”

by will wood listener May 28, 2022

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.

1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.

by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010

92πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.

you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

by Funny Shark April 13, 2022

3πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


half-rack autism

Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.

Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

4πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


No Different Than You Autism Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle that spreads autism awareness. Thuggizzle is responsible for uniting over 30,000 families who have kids with autism.

Thuggizzle has a team that faithfully attends the any baby can walk for autism every year called No Different Than You Autism Awareness.

by Tvgee April 2, 2019