Dj bryceman
“It’s like i’m a 55 overall no badges. The personality badges don’t even work and i got those!”
when you eat out a chick who is on her period, knowingly or unknowingly
my roommate got wasted on his b-day and comes out of his room with light blue boxer shorts with blood crusted around the dickhole of the garment. I asked him, "dude, is your dick bleeding?" He relpies, "No that chick I fucked must have been on her period. Oh no, I must have eaten her out", with a horrish face.
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The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
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The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.
Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge
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Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
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You receive your Lone Wolf Badge by taking down a 300 lb moose by yourself. In other words, a man sleeping with an overweight woman for the first time.
Seth: "dude i got wasted and hooked up with Big Heather last night. It was bad"
Murphy: "Shes huge! you totally got your Lone Wolf Badge."
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A Girlscout merit badge earned when one exhibits proficiency in being shitty towards another Girlscout. Often used as an insult.
"Thanks for hooking up with my ex-boyfriend! You've definitely earned your Shitty-Girl Badge"
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