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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

by jon burton June 14, 2006

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open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

by APU & The Stooge August 11, 2011

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Open The Noor

It's not funny andrew

Andrew if your reading this, open the noor isn't fucking funny

by Kanye Southeast May 17, 2023

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flip it open

The command to another to begin an exhaustive and expedient internet search for reviews on establishments as one enters into a new city.

Hey, we are almost to Cleveland, and I want to find the best places to (smoke hookah, drink outside, eat fried cod, etc.). Flip it Open!

by Flickdaddy May 6, 2016


open elopement

When planning to elope gets out of hand and parents, grandparents and siblings get invited to attend.

This wedding has turned into an Open Elopement, everyone is coming!

by LBoogie8100 May 20, 2019


Open Icer

A hockey slang term referring to someone who has almost zero hockey talent and looks like a complete dumbass on the ice. The word comes from the idea that these douchebags suck so bad they shouldn't be on a team and instead should be paying $2.50 to skate around with 5 year olds at open ice. They generally need to use the little pusher things to hold themselves up when they skate around. Similar to a bender, duster, hoser, or home dresser.

Somebody should go kick number 13's ass. He's the worst fucking hockey player I've ever seen. What an open icer.

by IHateBenders November 3, 2009


Going open

Walking thru with an invisible penis

Hey man, quit"going open thru here."

by Salt foot September 15, 2018