boo bear

louis tomlinson. it’s true. search it on google. “boo bear”. do it.

louis tomlinson also can be called: sun, sunshine, love, darling, small bean, tiny baby, donny boy, doncaster king, etc.

“today’s boo bear’s day!”

“love you, boo bear”
“stream walls” (this one is a rule you have to do it)

Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

bear

When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...

Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.

Ever wondered why bears are brown?

black bear

The kind of bear that's best.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)

fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."