louis tomlinson. it’s true. search it on google. “boo bear”. do it.
louis tomlinson also can be called: sun, sunshine, love, darling, small bean, tiny baby, donny boy, doncaster king, etc.
“today’s boo bear’s day!”
“love you, boo bear”
“stream walls” (this one is a rule you have to do it)
When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...
Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.
Ever wondered why bears are brown?
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
(Black bears)
A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.
that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!
A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.
Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."
Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"
Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.
Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."