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boo bear

louis tomlinson. it’s true. search it on google. “boo bear”. do it.

louis tomlinson also can be called: sun, sunshine, love, darling, small bean, tiny baby, donny boy, doncaster king, etc.

“today’s boo bear’s day!”

“love you, boo bear”
stream walls” (this one is a rule you have to do it)

by 🕊 August 15, 2020


Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019


bear

When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...

Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.

Ever wondered why bears are brown?

by ver January 09, 2005


black bear

The kind of bear that's best.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)

by Thomomomomomomm December 23, 2007


fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

by Futsi Bear June 07, 2020


lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 29, 2010


Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

by Kracked88 August 08, 2015