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Bieber Fever

A pandemic sickness that infects the weak and unprepared who are easily satisfied by seven-year-olds singing. The probability of infection depends on the carrier and the exposure victims. It feeds on people's minds and souls, and its path of destruction is powered by attention, whether it be good or bad.
Symptoms include sudden interest in a certain brownish-haired seven-year-old looking boy and other people often commenting on how stupid you are. You may also want to check for posters in your room featuring the aforementioned child. It is best if you do not contract this disease, or else you will not have the sanity to treat it, and no one else can help you. If you have a friend who is infected by this, we're sorry.
Methods of prevention of Bieber Fever can include listening to real music, instead of a small child attempting to sing. To prevent this disease from spreading too far, mentioning of the child known as Justin Bieber should be kept to a minimum so as to keep people from giving him attention.

Person A: Omgomg, I have Bieber Fever, omg, Justin is soooo hot!
Person B: Omg me too! What about you, C?
Person C: ......NO.

by LALALALA...lol? February 14, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.

Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"

Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.

If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.

Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.

Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.

Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!

by Miami BITCH January 13, 2012

192๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž


bieber fever

A disease that's more dangerous than AIDS and sadder than kitten cancer

Guy 1: My girlfriend has bieber fever
Guy2: Be sure to wear a condom, catch that and its game over

by dizzle2309 July 23, 2010

345๐Ÿ‘ 307๐Ÿ‘Ž


justin bieber

Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.

Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?

by daegyparad May 27, 2011

215๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bieber Fever

the long way of saying your fucking gay :D

Mike: Dude, ryan has bieber fever

You:what a faggot

by Mike Hawk2232 September 6, 2010

321๐Ÿ‘ 288๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...

Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011

92๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.

Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber

by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 28, 2011

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