Birded

the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.

Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since

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bird

a pussy, punk male

Man this bird nigga tried to get tough last night

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the bird

The act of shitting on a girls mouth, then shaping it into a beak on each lip with your penis, and then spread your nutsack across her face (like wings). then possibly resting your testicles in the girls mouth while stretching your scrotal skin, tell her to scream, lift up your sack and put it in quickly so it sounds like a bird cawing.

Dude, your mom does the best noises when i give her the bird.

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Bird

a black person like a black bird

That fucking bird just robbed me!

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birds

People who are addicted to cocaine.

I answer my phone, I hear these birds chirpin.

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birds

Refers to a woman's chest, tits, or breasts size. The word is rarely used in front of women but replaced with a cooing sound.

that girl's got some huge birds

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bird

A manipulation by a penis puppeteer of the cock and balls made by wrapping the hand behind the base of them both, forcing them to stand out together like a bird puffing out its chest.

Look at this, Laura! It's a bird!

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