Electric Blanket

When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).

Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!

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Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.

1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.

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Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

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Sperm Blanket

Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,

Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch

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Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

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blanket drill

British euphemism for sex OR

Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half protestingly) is forced to have sex with her fellow inmates.

Let's go to a hotel, luv, make a tent from the bedcovers, and have a blanket drill

I love the part in the movie where the woman guard gets gang banged by half a dozen female inmates having a blanket drill

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