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When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.
Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.
My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.
When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand
hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.
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the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
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