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When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts
"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.
Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.
Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks
Black man: I just robbed a bank
A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.
You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!
to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre
Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off