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Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 2, 2020


bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice July 21, 2015


bluster bollocks

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite

Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’

by Johnb34 March 18, 2018


Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019


spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010


Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

by renstar August 12, 2015


Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.

Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"

by BrooksyBoy March 4, 2016